I have been reliably informed by an as yet unnamed source that if we look into the sky over the next couple of days we are going to see a spaceship.

Naturally I did ask my source (who we thought best should remain anonymous, incase the Government came knocking and he had to dig himself a huge hole in which to hide himself and a ten year supply of baked beans) exactly where this so called ’spaceship’ was coming from.

And his answer:

- Well, space, obv, lol!

Apparently we are to be visited by a rather cool collection of ‘cosmic beings’ known as The Federation of Light, and they have announced one of their craft will appear in our skies on October 14th 2008 “in such a way as to prove to us the existence of other life forms in the Universe.”

Their interplanetary, quite extraordinary craft (sorry Karen, couldn’t resist!) will be hovering in the southern hemisphere for a period of three days in which we will not be able to make contact with them and indeed they will not be contacting us - though, I must admit, it was kind of them to let us know they were coming.

Now Tom Addy - opps - sorry - my anonymous source, has kindly forwarded me the following link, referred to simply as The Message so that we might spread the word of this imminent visit.

I’ll let you decide for yourself.

Personally, I don’t think I’ll be holding my breath, but it would be nice for some more ‘alien invaders’ to take our minds off the ever present global financial crisis.

I wonder if they drink tea?

Now, where did I put that telescope… I’m sure I had an XMM-Newton in my pocket a couple of minutes ago.

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Thanks Tom!

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