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Twelp!

Hello my fellow Tweeter,

I’m using the awesome power of Twitter to solve a problem of calculating some odds.

I’m a playwright and need twelp with this since one of my characters knows the answer.

If I choose two numbers at random from 1 to 7,000,000,000 and roll a theoretical die twice, what are the odds of me rolling both random numbers in any order?

If you can work out the answer then please reply on Twitter to @PAFoster

If not, then I’d be most grateful if you could ReTweet, and hopefully one of your followers will be able to help me.

Many, many thanks,

Paul

Time for a Hiatus

I’m taking a leaf out of Stephen Fry’s book. He’s writing the next part to his autobiography and has a deadline. Basically, he’s stopped tweeting and cut off most forms of communication and distraction so he can get on with the business of writing.

I’m going to do the same. Facebook and Twitter are permanently there in my browser, and I’m always checking them, ‘liking’ something, commenting on something else, and updating my status, replying to a tweet, or adding my own pearls of wisdom for my followers.

I enjoy it, and when I’m in a normal frame of mind, that’s cool, but I have to write.

I’m in the middle of writing a new full length play. There’s loads in my head, and I really need to get it out. And although I can write and multi-task to certain extent, I often find myself checking something online, researching etc. And whilst there, it is too easy to click the facebook bookmark, or indeed twitter and just check in with the world.

And then, well I get distracted, and before I know it I’ve lost my train of thought and find it difficult to get back into the scene I was in the middle of.

My full length play is my ‘graduation piece’ for my Nuffield Theatre Writers Group. It’s due end of January.

Now I know I’m not going to make that one, hardly surprising based on my personal mental hell of getting through the last six months of 2009, but I’m aiming for the 18th February, since that’s when I’m due back at the Nuffield for two important meetings.

Now add to this another deadline; I’m applying for a ‘writing job’. It’s only £350 and tbh, I’ll be lucky if I get it as my CV isn’t exactly bursting at the seams, but the important thing is, there’s a deadline. 14th February. And that means having to write. Even if I don’t get it, I’d like to think that I could have done it, had I got it.

So I really need to start working on my dicipline. And that’s not going to be easy. I’m moving from the ‘wannabe playwright’ to ‘professional playwright’ and if I end up getting a writing job, and people are paying me to write, I need to come up with the goods when they require it.

So, I’ve decided, with all credit to the wonderful Stephen Fry, that I’ll have a hiatus and switch off most of my connections with the outside world while I finish writing the first draft of the current play.

Once written, it’ll hide on my hard disc for a few weeks, and I’ll come back and say hi, knowing it’s safely fermenting, waiting for me to return, edit, redraft, rewrite etc.

I can write quickly. The ideas are all there. I can spend hours and hours typing the words, but I’m going to have to do this without distraction.

This play has come out of my head in a very different way to my other work. It is a much more professional piece. I’m already proud of it, and it deserves my time and undistracted efforts in getting into the world, being the best it can be.

So, adios.

I’ll be off facebook and twitter for a while, and I’m turning off my MSN too. Temporarily of course; I’ll be back.

I’ll update my blog with progress when I can, and intend to keep my One Word posts going too. I’ll check my email, and you can always text or call me!

Laters xx

PS: Guilty as charged. I just checked my facebook again, and there was another couple of tweets on my Twitter too. This is gunna be hard.

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-08-30

  • RAC not interested in keeping me as a customer, and not even called them out. #fail Oh well plenty of other breakdown companies. #
  • Dayum! Fill in all your details, get a quote, read all the t&cs, enter you credit card, click BUY NOW, and then, only then, the site fails. #
  • Ha ha, it did work after all, just had email confirmation. Hello Green Flag! I'm a new customer! #
  • So I just saved myself £75 for the same breakdown cover. Supposed to pay £165 to RAC, offered £140, since that's the online rate…. #
  • …they said no, and weren't interested in keeping me as a customer at all, so went with Green Flag for the same cover at £90. #
  • Trying to book holiday – ummed and ahhed, then decided yes. Price went up £100 in the five minutes I took to decide, then the site crashed! #
  • Bought a colour printer/scanner/copier with the money I saved on breakdown cover today. Wireless too! #fb #
  • Needed one to scan my passport tomorrow for my UAE visa. Photocopier function will come in handy I guess. Doubt I'll use the printer much. #
  • OMG – a printer with a USB cable in the box! #
  • Installing my new printer – very exciting! #
  • Impressed with the mini step by mini step complete idiots installation guide… #
  • 10 steps for putting in the ink cartridges, lol! #
  • Oops, wrong button! #
  • London Victoria today, renewing my passport. #fb #
  • OMG – Westfield is huge! So much to buy and no money to buy it with! #fb #
  • has a new passport! #fb #
  • Updated the theme on my blog. "Warning: all customisation will be lost" means just that, lol. Dayum! Forgot how much customisation I'd done! #
  • Now I've forgotten what colour I was! #
  • It's # 7A1E99 – Yay! Twitter to the rescue! #
  • Oh dear, all gone wrong! Don't you just love cascading stylesheets! Think I might just have to start all over again and choose a new theme! #
  • Ha ha @TomFidler – and now Rich is feeling sorry for me too, so he's making me a cup of tea and giving me half his chocolate brownie! in reply to TomFidler #
  • There are some great #wordpress themes. Quite like the 'Smells Like Facebook', lol. #
  • Okay so the new and improved #wordpress blog at http://www.pafoster.com is now working. Not that you'd notice the minor differences! #
  • Just remember that when you update a theme in #wordpress you DO lose any customisation. It does warn you! #
  • Right, now to sort out my MSN. Mine mysteriously failed earlier today and I haven't been able to sign in. I'm feeling very lonely! #
  • Feeling very lonely! My MSN isn't working. We keep having handshakes, but they won't accept my cookie! Obviously not hungry! Dayum! #fb #
  • Ummm, not good. Can't even sign in to MSN via my web based eBuddy account. #
  • Drawn a blank on MSN. #
  • Yay! My MSN is working again! #
  • Really needs to get some decent sleep. #fb #
  • Weekend of work again… #fb #
  • is at home again. #fb #
  • Funny how the oddest searches on Google end up with a visit to my blog: http://bit.ly/47Wn0f #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-08-23

  • Just got 16 words out of BORED! #fb #
  • Matrixfest with Will tonight! #fb #
  • Just watched the Matrix Trilogy and thinks maybe he should get some sleep since he's driving to Kent in a few hours time! #fb #
  • is very pleased he has been of some use today! #fb #
  • pitching… hardest 300 words i'm ever gunna write. #fb #
  • just oooone cornetto, give it to meeeee…. #
  • Typical, I joke that's it's so hot that my mackbook is sweating, and a spammer tries to sell me a cure for my embarrassing sweating problem. #
  • They have some very fast readers over at the @OffCut2009. The deadline was 5pm Monday, and now, less than 48hrs later, they have… #
  • …chosen their 24 plays from the 'overwhelming number of submissions' and emailed everyone else! #
  • Me, cynical? Noooooooo. #
  • Morning all. A busy Thursday ahead. #
  • Oh I do so love a mango smoothie for breakfast. #
  • really must get his passport sorted today! #fb #
  • needs to watch the scalping – research, lol. #fb #
  • Just emailed my updated details to http://www.doollee.com – the online database of playwrights and their plays. #
  • Coventry City V Swansea City – ooooooh the excitement! #fb #
  • Busy Weekend… Just got back from Coventry and off to Corfe Castle tomorrow. #fb #
  • I'm on Doollee! http://bit.ly/snB0j
    #fb #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-08-16

  • is screaming bullets under the ocean… #fb #
  • decided against the train option. had no idea how inconsiderate it is. epic delays to southampton, and back. two separate fatalities. #fb #
  • got to the North Circular before he realised he'd missed the M25 on his way down the M11. #fb #
  • Been working at Newmarket Racecourse again. Served lunch to Boyzone, and chatted with them after their gig. Nice guys. #
  • Been to Dorchester today, and a pleasant place it is too. #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-08-09

  • Playing with Adium, and very good too. Excellent MacOS IM alternative to Mac:Messenger. http://www.adium.im #fb #
  • OMG – Guess who's been asked to go to Abu Dhabi for 10 days to work at their Grand Prix! #fb #
  • Just applied online to renew my passport. Very easy. #
  • London bound, and late, lol. #
  • Stood next to Robert Lindsay outside the Royal Court today. Wanted to tell him I'd have a play running there one day, but didn't. #fb #
  • A little deflated today. Ho-hum. #fb #
  • The word 'shit' comes to mind… Again. #fb #
  • Going to Weymouth Sunday – £10 return with SWT Midsummer Madness Offer. Don't tell everyone though, I want a seat! http://tinyurl.com/kmwlh #
  • Great! My first and probably only invite to a barbecue this year and it's pissing it down. #fail #
  • Heard about a new entry in the Kama Sutra last night. It's called the Plumber. Apparently you stay in all day and nobody comes. #
  • Saturday, and hoping to be able to do something other than sleeping or roaming the internet in a daze. #fb #
  • Now wireless in the little bedroom – FTW :D #fb #
  • Blogging – been a while. #
  • T-Mobile (UK) makes Twitter's UK text number 07624 801423 an International Number, and so charges accordingly. Just cost me 60p! #epicfail #
  • So what's the point of having unlimited texts on my T-Mobile if I can't use them to tweet? #fail #
  • Time for an iPhone methinks. But I'm waiting till October since allegedly O2 will be losing their exclusivity! http://tinyurl.com/ndqa5 #
  • Brilliant! http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/ (via @mfhorne) #
  • Home from Weymouth. £10 return on SWT Midsummer Madness Offer very well spent; and judging by a full 10 carriage train, very popular too. #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-08-02

  • 42 #fb #
  • 123? #fb #
  • Trying to write an argument for my Nuffield homework… Can't remember the last time I had one, so it's a bit difficult, lol. #fb #
  • #listeningto @waylayershttp://www.myspace.com/waylayers #
  • contemplating a shaving bond… #
  • Newmarket again… #fb #
  • A lazy Sunday… Reading, dozing, drinking tea, ice cream, sunshine, oh and having some ideas for my next play. #fb #
  • Is it natural for one of my testicles to be slightly bigger than the other two? (via @Jiltz) #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-07-26

  • Interesting week ahead. Psychiatrist first this morning, then off to Bristol with Rich. Seeing Tyntesfield tomorrow, then Banksy on Weds. :) #
  • Back from Bansky v Bristol Museum. 2hr queue, but well worth it. Go see! #fb #
  • Good morning. A day at home catching up with stuff before I whizz off to Silverstone again for the weekend. #
  • http://bit.ly/9zELs #
  • Working in the BRDC again, though just had a phone call. Only needed Sat and Sun now. #
  • Oh and the Pussycat Dolls are performing Saturday night. So I might well get to work with them again, lol. #
  • Checking out the iPhone again. #fb #
  • Bollocks! O2 have sold out of the 3GS 16GB. #
  • And why do they have to charge for tethering? #
  • Small Business tariff – 300mins 50txts. Thirty four quid a month for THREE fucking years and they still want another £175 for the phone!!!!! #
  • "Tethering", @alexgdowding, is a neat thing whereby you can use your iPhone as a modem by bluetoothing with your laptop. in reply to alexgdowding #
  • Currently on a 350min, unlimited texts, 30 day notice deal for £14.50 a month. (T-Mobile) #
  • Beginning to wonder how O2 are, allegedly, getting away with this. The word monopoly comes to mind. #
  • These extortionately expensive iPhone tariffs are depressing me; so this penniless playwright is now off to Morrisons for the food shopping. #
  • Just had a sudden jump in followers so a big HI! to my new ones, including new band @waylayers, who I'm looking forward to seeing live soon. #
  • http://twitpic.com/b8qwn (via @waylayers) I'm guessing the Lynx comes in handy, lol. #
  • Spending the afternoon sending 'Spaceboy' and 'Room 20' off to various competitions and theatres – time to get the word(s) out. #fb #
  • Still trying to start eating my breakfast btw. Mango and peach smoothie staring at me, lol. #
  • Don't you just love the recession. On my ISA last month I got £15.01 in interest. And this month? #
  • 61p #
  • Gunna try an experiment. I bet, in the following month, I can FIND on the pavement more money than I can earn in interest on my ISA. #
  • Ever get the feeling you're going nowhere fast? "Navigation gone astray, went anyway I could…" #fb #
  • #listeningto Artist (Erasure) Radio feature on Spotify #
  • Well that's me done for yet another day, night all xx #
  • lml #fb #
  • One of those pretty useless days where I doubt I'll actually get round to doing anything reasonably constructive and meet a deadline or two. #
  • Brilliant… http://bit.ly/4mRn61 (via @Andy_Francis) #
  • Off to Silverstone for a couple of days… #fb #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-07-19

  • Monday, and I'm lacking inclination. Great start to the week, lol. #fb #
  • Reasonably productive. Just booked a trip to Bristol next week to see Banksy and Tyntesfield. #
  • Okay, so, in order, here's my #potterporn – Thanks @Jiltz – I've obviously got nothing better to do, lol. #
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone #potterporn #
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen #potterporn #
  • Harry Potter and the Pricksanmor up Arseofman #potterporn #
  • Harry Potter and the Gobbling of Sire #potterporn #
  • Harry Potter and the Border of the Cervix #potterporn #
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Pricks #potterporn #
  • And finally… #
  • Harry Potter and the Deeply Swallows #potterporn #
  • I'll hold fire on the #disneyporn but I quite liked 'Will-E', lol. #
  • failing dismally #fb #
  • has a new screw #fb #
  • screwed #fb #
  • Should be sat in a lecture room in Southampton University. But I'm not. #fail #fb #
  • Plaid-toon #materialfilms #
  • is looking after the Pussycat Dolls at Newmarket. #fb #
  • Home from Newmarket. Had fun with the Pussycat Dolls! #fb #

Paul’s Tweets for Week Ending 2009-07-12

  • At the Ricoh in Coventry, watching them set up for the Oasis gig tomorrow. #fb #
  • I'm managing one of the corporate hospitality areas overlooking the stage. Set up for 250 covers today, and now wondering what to do. #
  • I'm staying in one of the corporate boxes that double as hotel rooms. Very nice too. Don't think I'll be getting much sleep tonight though. #
  • They'll be setting up all through the night. Times like this I really wish I had an iPhone. Could have posted some great photos. #
  • Was here a couple of weeks ago doing the Take That concerts. #
  • A bit weird watching them build these concert stage set up things. Loads and loads of big men in shorts and fluorescent tabbards… #
  • … but not a lot appears to be happening. #
  • I'm sure it is. A bit like waiting for the kettle to boil I suppose. #
  • It's stopped chucking it down so I'm off to tescos for a walk. Will see if it looks any different here when I get back! #
  • Back. There now testing the huge screens. The left screen has 'left' written on it. No prizes for guessing what's on the other one! #
  • Was told in the briefing this morning that Oasis fans are completely different from Take That fans – No shit Sherlock! #
  • Apparently Oasis fans drink alot. Loads of discussion about managing the long beer queues. Glad I'm not gunna be any where near them! #
  • OK for those that need to know re support acts for Oasis at Coventry Tues 7th July (@DigitalDiablo) … #
  • Gates open 3.30pm #
  • 3 Piece – 5.00 to 5.30pm #
  • Twisted Wheel – 5.45 to 6.25pm #
  • The Enemy – 6.45 to 7.45pm #
  • Oasis – 8.15 to 10.10pm #
  • Curfew – 10.30pm #
  • lol, 3 Piece, might even be Free Peace! #
  • ooooohhh flashy lights time! Just testing the blue ones! Shows up the rain though. A different colour please? Blue's getting boring now! #
  • All quiet on the westren front. Must have gone for a tea break. Gunna have a wander on the pitch, since there's no one there… #
  • 18,000 on that pitch tomorrow! #
  • Oasis set up on hold for a bit. Watching Torchwood! #
  • we are coming – back! great stuff! #
  • well i've had my torchwood fix, shame i'll miss the rest of them this week. have to catch up on iPlayer at the weekend. #
  • Sat in the press box now. Not every day you get to watch them set up an Oasis concert. Chocolate muffin and peppermint tea to hand… #
  • Dark now, so the lights look really effective. White, if you were wondering. Testing them with the smoke machines. #
  • Round abouts where the elephant appeared during Take That, there is now a fuckin great sturcture the size over two double decker buses…. #
  • One on top of the other. Can make out all the computer screens, so obviously the control desk. Pity anyone at the back of the stadium… #
  • Sort of blocks the view of the stage somewhat! #
  • Assuming, that is, you can see over the beer tent! #
  • Loving the gobo's! #
  • Lol, Sat up in bed with a full view of the Oasis stage watching them practice the lighting routines! #fb #
  • Okay, so I'm now getting a little pissed with the blue ones. Very pretty yes, but please can we have a different colour! #
  • Gunna be a bit boring with just blue and white lights! #
  • Got the screens back on now. One huge left, one huge right, and five smaller ones across the back of the stage. #
  • woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! #
  • Wondering if now would be a good time to streak across the pitch, lol. #
  • Morning All. They've started the sound checks here at the Ricoh. The bass goes right through you! And the sun's out too. Yay! #
  • One of the lighting bars across the stage is down, so I guess they're replacing one of them. Sure they must have a few spares, lol. #
  • Great light show last night. Fell asleep about 1am and it was still going on! Visual screen stuff good too. #
  • Food service for me will pretty basic today. 250 for a 2 course. Roast Chicken for main and Summer Fruit Pavlova for dessert. 25 staff. #
  • Intend to watch as much of Oasis as I can tonight. I'm in the EON lounge on the third floor overlooking the length of the pitch. Great view! #
  • And getting paid too! Nice one! #
  • Lots of activity on the stage now. Sound checks for the drums and keyboards atm. And still fart-arsing about with the stage lighting rigs. #
  • Funny how light travels faster than sound. I can see the drummer bang with his stick, then hear it through the massive sound system after. #
  • Liam is doing his sound check! #
  • "yeah-seven-pounds-fifty-two-cars-notes-brussels-yeah" #
  • Right, gotta go. Time for my hospitality briefing! Gunna be a great show! #